New Arrivals

Never Take Advice From Me You’ll End Up Drunk T-Shirt

Life Is Like Toilet Paper You’re Either on a Roll or Taking Crap from Someone T-Shirt

If I Offend You, Cry Me a River I’ll Bring Snacks & a Raft. I Will Literally Float Down Your Tears, Eating Chips & Working on My Tan T-Shirt

I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes, I Do Have Self Control T-Shirt

I’m Not Rich, But I Go to Work Every Day to Make Sure I’m Not Broke Either T-Shirt

I Was Going to Take Over the World This Morning But I Overslept. Postponed Again T-Shirt

I Used to Think Adulthood Was One Crisis After Another I Was Wrong, It’s Multiple Crises. All the Time. All at Once. Forever. T-Shirt

I Just Wanted to Update Everyone on My Diet And I’m Thrilled to Announce, I’m Happy With Being Fat and Fabulous T-Shirt

I Have a ‘WTF Is Wrong With You People’ Moment at Least 4 Times a Day T-Shirt

I Don’t Have a Bucket List But I Do Have a F* It List, and It’s Long T-Shirt

I Don’t Care Who Is Doing Better Than Me I’m Doing Better Than I Was Last Year T-Shirt

I Don’t Care If I’m Not Related to My Bestie Her Kids Are My Nieces and Nephews, I’m Their Auntie T-Shirt

I Am a Mix of ‘Really Sweet’ and ‘Don’t Freaking Mess With Me T-Shirt

I Always Thought Bullsh*t Came From Bulls But After Listening to You, I’m Not So Sure T-Shirt

Hitting the Gym to Release Stress Is Not Nearly as Effective as Hitting the People That Caused the Stress to Begin With T-Shirt

Having Kids Doesn’t Make You a Mother Raising Them Does T-Shirt

God Made Us Best Friends Because He Knew Our Moms Couldn’t Handle Us as Sisters T-Shirt

At My Age, Please Stop Asking Me About My Likes and Dislikes I Like Money and I Dislike Not Having Money. Don’t Stress Me Out! T-Shirt

When I Dunk My Cookies in Milk, I Think of You & Hold Them Under Until the Bubbles Stop T-Shirt

My Kids Laugh Because They Think I’m Crazy I Laugh Because They Don’t Know It’s Hereditary T-Shirt

It’s Not My Fault You Thought I Was Normal You’ve Had More Than Enough Time and Plenty of Clues to Figure That Out T-Shirt

It Doesn’t Matter What You Think of Me Because My Imaginary Friends Think I’m Special T-Shirt

Ignorance Can Be Educated, Crazy Can Be Medicated But There’s No Cure for Stupid T-Shirt