Funny, bold, and unapologetically reckless. The “Never Take Advice From Me — You’ll End Up Drunk” T-shirt is for anyone who embraces chaos, laughs at life, and knows how to make questionable decisions look fun.
Perfect for party-lovers, sarcastic souls, and anyone who thrives on living a little wildly, this tee turns playful rebellion into a laugh-out-loud, wearable statement.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed, unisex fit
• Durable, high-quality print
• Ideal for casual wear, nights out, or gifting someone with a sense of humor (and a tolerance for trouble)
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
