Savage, hilarious, and unapologetically extra. The “If I Offend You, Cry Me a River — I’ll Bring Snacks & a Raft. I Will Literally Float Down Your Tears, Eating Chips & Working on My Tan” T-shirt is for anyone who thrives on chaos, sarcasm, and having fun at the expense of drama.
Perfect for dark-humor lovers, truth-tellers, and anyone who enjoys riding the wave of other people’s overreactions, this tee turns snark into a bold, laugh-out-loud statement.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed, unisex fit
• Durable, high-quality print
• Ideal for casual wear, trolling with style, or gifting someone who lives for the drama-free laughs
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
