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The Less People You Chill With, The Less Bullsh*t You Deal With T-Shirt

Sometimes I Get Road Rage Walking Behind People in the Grocery Store T-Shirt

Once Upon a Time I Was a Nice, Sweet, Perfectly Innocent Little Girl T-Shirt

My Superpower Is Being Able to Forget What I’m Doing While I’m Actually Doing It! T-Shirt

Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? No, It’s the Flying F*ck That I Don’t Give! T-Shirt

In the Interest of Full Transparency, It Was Not Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy T-Shirt

In Case You Didn’t Hear The Look I Just Gave You Shut Up T-Shirt

If Anxiety Burned Calories, I’d Be a Supermodel T-Shirt

I’m Not Anti-Social, I’m Socially Selective and I’ve Selected to Avoid You T-Shirt

I’m a Cranky Old Lady If You Don’t Want a Sarcastic Answer, Don’t Ask a Stupid Question T-Shirt

Arguing With Me Is Pointless I Knew I Was Wrong 10 Minutes Ago, I’m Just Trying to Make You Mad Now T-Shirt

Mimi and Grandson’s a Bond That Can’t Be Broken T-Shirt

You Know You’re Old When It Feels Like the Morning After But There Was No Night Before T-Shirt

When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Sure You Know Whose Eyes You Need to Squeeze Them In T-Shirt

Sometimes I Find Random Screws Lying Around the House and I Just Assume It’s From My Life Falling Apart T-Shirt

Some Days I’m Not Sure If I’m in a Bad Mood or Everyone Around Me Is an Idiot T-Shirt

One Day We Decided We Were Tired of Sleeping In and Doing Whatever We Wanted in a Clean House So We Had Kids T-Shirt

No Matter How Big a Hammer You Use, You Can’t Knock Common Sense Into Stupid People T-Shirt

Never Mistake My Silence for Weakness No One Plans a Murder Out Loud T-Shirt

My Heart Has No Room for You, But the Trunk of My Car Definitely Does T-Shirt

My Spirit Animal Is a Grumpy Horse Who Kicks Annoying People T-Shirt

My Midlife Crisis in Two Sentences: Where Am I Going to Park? Where Did I Park? T-Shirt

If You Can’t Dial 911 With Stab Wounds, You Better Flirt With Your Own Husband T-Shirt