My Heart Has No Room for You, But the Trunk of My Car Definitely Does T-Shirt
Black Heather / S
$29.97
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My Heart Has No Room for You, But the Trunk of My Car Definitely Does T-Shirt
$29.97
Savage, bold, and hilariously unapologetic. The “My Heart Has No Room for You, But the Trunk of My Car Definitely Does” T‑shirt is for anyone with zero patience for nonsense—and a wicked sense of humor.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, bold personalities, and anyone who enjoys darkly funny exaggeration, this tee turns attitude into a laugh-out-loud statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, sarcastic vibes, or proudly showing off your “don’t mess with me” energy
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |