Savage, bold, and hilariously unapologetic. The “My Heart Has No Room for You, But the Trunk of My Car Definitely Does” T‑shirt is for anyone with zero patience for nonsense—and a wicked sense of humor.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, bold personalities, and anyone who enjoys darkly funny exaggeration, this tee turns attitude into a laugh-out-loud statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, sarcastic vibes, or proudly showing off your “don’t mess with me” energy
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
