If You Can’t Dial 911 With Stab Wounds, You Better Flirt With Your Own Husband T-Shirt
If You Can’t Dial 911 With Stab Wounds, You Better Flirt With Your Own Husband T-Shirt
If You Can’t Dial 911 With Stab Wounds, You Better Flirt With Your Own Husband T-Shirt
If You Can’t Dial 911 With Stab Wounds, You Better Flirt With Your Own Husband T-Shirt
If You Can’t Dial 911 With Stab Wounds, You Better Flirt With Your Own Husband T-Shirt If You Can’t Dial 911 With Stab Wounds, You Better Flirt With Your Own Husband T-Shirt If You Can’t Dial 911 With Stab Wounds, You Better Flirt With Your Own Husband T-Shirt If You Can’t Dial 911 With Stab Wounds, You Better Flirt With Your Own Husband T-Shirt

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If You Can’t Dial 911 With Stab Wounds, You Better Flirt With Your Own Husband T-Shirt

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Savage, darkly humorous, and unapologetically bold. The “If You Can’t Dial 911 With Stab Wounds, You Better Flirt With Your Own Husband” T-shirt is for anyone with a sharp sense of humor and zero patience for crossed lines.

Perfect for sarcasm lovers, confident spouses, and fans of over-the-top exaggeration, this tee turns boundary-setting humor into a laugh-out-loud statement (clearly joking—very loudly).

• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, girls’ nights, or making your “hands off” policy crystal clear

Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Chest (inches) 34–37 38–41 42–45 46–49 50–53 54–57

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