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According to My Calendar I’m Not Going to Give a Sh*t Tomorrow Either T-Shirt
$29.97
Bold, unapologetic, and hilariously honest. The “According to My Calendar I’m Not Going to Give a Sh*t Tomorrow Either” T-shirt is made for anyone who’s mastered the fine art of protecting their peace—with a strong sense of humor.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, boundary-setters, and people who refuse to stress over nonsense, this tee turns attitude into a laugh-out-loud statement. Because sometimes the best plan is simply… not caring.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed fit for easy, casual wear
• Durable print designed to stay sharp wash after wash
• Great for everyday outfits, casual hangouts, or gifting to someone who keeps their priorities straight
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |