If You Can’t Dial 911 With Stab Wounds, You Better Flirt With Your Own Husband T-Shirt
If You Can’t Dial 911 With Stab Wounds, You Better Flirt With Your Own Husband T-Shirt
Savage, darkly humorous, and unapologetically bold. The “If You Can’t Dial 911 With Stab Wounds, You Better Flirt With Your Own Husband” T-shirt is for anyone with a sharp sense of humor and zero patience for crossed lines.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, confident spouses, and fans of over-the-top exaggeration, this tee turns boundary-setting humor into a laugh-out-loud statement (clearly joking—very loudly).
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, girls’ nights, or making your “hands off” policy crystal clear
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |