I Wish Pets Lived Longer, Life Wasn’t So Expensive, Cake Didn’t Make Me Fat, and People Weren’t Idiots T-Shirt
Mauve / S
$29.97
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I Wish Pets Lived Longer, Life Wasn’t So Expensive, Cake Didn’t Make Me Fat, and People Weren’t Idiots T-Shirt
$29.97
Funny, relatable, and a little bit savage. The “I Wish Pets Lived Longer, Life Wasn’t So Expensive, Cake Didn’t Make Me Fat, and People Weren’t Idiots” T-shirt is for anyone who loves life… with a healthy dose of honesty.
Perfect for pet lovers, foodies, and anyone tired of adulting while dealing with chaos, this tee turns everyday frustrations into laugh-out-loud humor. It’s blunt, real, and totally relatable.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed, unisex fit
• High-quality, durable print
• Great gift for friends who appreciate sarcasm and truth
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |