If I Say ‘First of All’ Run Away Because I Have Prepared Charts, Data, Research, and Will Destroy You T-Shirt
If I Say ‘First of All’ Run Away Because I Have Prepared Charts, Data, Research, and Will Destroy You T-Shirt
Funny, dramatic, and dangerously prepared. The “If I Say ‘First of All’… Run Away Because I Have Prepared Charts, Data, Research, and Will Destroy You” T-shirt is for people who don’t argue—they present.
Perfect for overthinkers, know-it-alls (the lovable kind), debate champions, and anyone who comes armed with receipts, this tee turns intellectual chaos into comedy gold. Equal parts sarcastic and relatable, it’s a warning label for anyone about to test your patience.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed, unisex fit
• High-quality print that makes a strong case
• Great gift for coworkers, students, or friends who always come prepared
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |