When I Dunk My Cookies in Milk, I Think of You & Hold Them Under Until the Bubbles Stop T-Shirt
Mauve / S
$29.97
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When I Dunk My Cookies in Milk, I Think of You & Hold Them Under Until the Bubbles Stop T-Shirt
$29.97
Dark humor, twisted wit, and absolutely zero subtlety. The “When I Dunk My Cookies in Milk, I Think of You & Hold Them Under Until the Bubbles Stop” T-shirt is for anyone whose sarcasm runs deep and whose humor isn’t for the faint of heart.
Perfect for lovers of edgy jokes, dramatic exaggeration, and unapologetic attitude, this tee turns passive-aggressive thoughts into a bold, laugh-out-loud statement. It’s dark, it’s ridiculous, and that’s the point.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear
• Relaxed, unisex fit
• Durable, high-quality print
• Ideal for casual wear or gifting someone who appreciates humor with a sharp edge
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |