I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes, I Do Have Self Control T-Shirt
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$29.97
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I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes, I Do Have Self Control T-Shirt
$29.97
Darkly funny, brutally honest, and dripping with self-restraint. The “I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned — So Yes, I Do Have Self Control” T-shirt is for anyone whose patience deserves a medal.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, stress survivors, and people who keep it together against all odds, this tee turns dark humor and inner discipline into a laugh-out-loud statement. It’s dramatic, exaggerated, and absolutely relatable.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed, unisex fit
• Durable, high-quality print
• Ideal for casual wear or gifting someone whose self-control is truly heroic
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |