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I Have Two Settings: Calm and Category Five Hurricane T-Shirt
$29.97
Bold, funny, and wildly relatable. The “I Have Two Settings: Calm and Category Five Hurricane” T-shirt is for anyone who goes from peaceful to absolute chaos without a warm-up.
Perfect for big personalities, passionate people, and those who feel things at full volume, this tee turns emotional extremes into a hilarious statement piece.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear
• Relaxed, unisex fit that handles both modes
• Durable, high-quality print that won’t fade
• Great for casual days, intense conversations, and dramatic entrances
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |