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If Anxiety Burned Calories, I’d Be a Supermodel T-Shirt
$29.97
Savage, relatable, and darkly funny. The “If Anxiety Burned Calories, I’d Be a Supermodel” T-shirt is for anyone who lives with a racing mind and copes with humor.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, overthinkers, and anyone who laughs through the stress, this tee turns everyday anxiety into a laugh-out-loud, self-aware statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, comfy days, or letting the world know your brain never takes a day off
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |