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I Seriously Need a Speed Bump Between My Brain and My Mouth T-Shirt
$29.97
Blunt, self-aware, and laugh-out-loud relatable. The “I Seriously Need a Speed Bump Between My Brain and My Mouth” T-shirt is for anyone whose thoughts sprint straight out before permission is granted.
Perfect for over-sharers, sarcasm pros, and people who speak first and process later, this tee turns everyday honesty into a hilarious warning label.
• Soft, comfy fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed, unisex fit
• Bold, long-lasting print that keeps the joke clear
• Great for work-from-home days, casual outings, or apologizing without actually apologizing
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |