Blunt, self-aware, and laugh-out-loud relatable. The “I Seriously Need a Speed Bump Between My Brain and My Mouth” T-shirt is for anyone whose thoughts sprint straight out before permission is granted.
Perfect for over-sharers, sarcasm pros, and people who speak first and process later, this tee turns everyday honesty into a hilarious warning label.
• Soft, comfy fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed, unisex fit
• Bold, long-lasting print that keeps the joke clear
• Great for work-from-home days, casual outings, or apologizing without actually apologizing
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
