New Arrivals

I’m Not the Sweet Girl Next Door I’m the Crazy Heifer Down the Street T-Shirt

I Wish My Bank Account Filled Up as Fast as My Laundry Basket T-Shirt

I Don’t Have an Inner Child I Have an Inner Old Lady Who Says Inappropriate Things, Tells Everyone to Be Quiet, and Wants to Go to Bed at 8PM T-Shirt

I Can’t Be in Anyone Else’s Business My Own Business Stresses Me Out Enough T-Shirt

Behind Every Great Man Is a Great Woman Rolling Her Eyes T-Shirt

Behind Every ‘Crazy Bitch’ Is a Sweet Woman Sick of Everyone’s Crap T-Shirt

A Toddler Can Do More in One Unsupervised Minute Than Most People Can Do All Day T-Shirt

Today Is Slap an Idiot Day I’m Gonna Be Busy T-Shirt

To Do List: 1. Drink Coffee 2. Avoid Slapping Stupid People 3. Repeat Steps 1 & 2 T-Shirt

There Are Times When My Greatest Accomplishment Is Just Keeping My Mouth Shut T-Shirt

Sometimes When I Open My Mouth, My Mother Comes Out T-Shirt

Sometimes You Have to Just Let Karma Fix It Because If You Fix It, You’re Going to Jail T-Shirt

Some People Will Love You as Long as You Fit in Don’t Be Afraid to Take Their Box and Shove It Up Their Ass T-Shirt

Some People Are Like Old TVs They Need to Be Slapped a Few Times to Get the Freaking Picture T-Shirt

Some Days You Have to Put on the Hat and Remind Them Who They’re Dealing With T-Shirt

Oh Look, It Seems That Your Train of Bullsht Has Just Pulled Into My I Don’t Give a Fck Station T-Shirt

Nobody Told Me That When You Get a Husband, the Ears Are Sold Separately T-Shirt

I’m Not Sarcastic, I Just Have the Balls to Say What Everyone Else Is Thinking T-Shirt

I’m Not Drunk! It’s Just the Floor Hates Me, the Tables & Chairs Are Bullies, and the Wall Gets in My Way! T-Shirt

I Need to Work on Controlling the Look on My Face When I’m Listening to Stupid People T-Shirt

I Don’t Like Making Plans for the Day Because Then the Word ‘Premeditated’ Gets Thrown Around in the Courtroom T-Shirt

Almost Pulled a Muscle Trying to Give AF T-Shirt

You Inspire My Inner Serial Killer T-Shirt