To Do List: 1. Drink Coffee 2. Avoid Slapping Stupid People 3. Repeat Steps 1 & 2 T-Shirt
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$29.97
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To Do List: 1. Drink Coffee 2. Avoid Slapping Stupid People 3. Repeat Steps 1 & 2 T-Shirt
$29.97
Savage, witty, and hilariously practical. The “To Do List: 1. Drink Coffee 2. Avoid Slapping Stupid People 3. Repeat Steps 1 & 2” T‑shirt is for anyone who survives life one caffeine boost at a time—and knows patience is optional.
Perfect for coffee lovers, sarcasm enthusiasts, and anyone with zero tolerance for nonsense, this tee turns daily survival into a laugh-out-loud statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for mornings, workdays, or proudly owning your caffeinated, no-nonsense attitude
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |