Witty, bold, and perfectly mischievous. The “I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended… Please Be Patient. I Will Get to You Shortly” T-shirt is for anyone who embraces sarcasm, chaos, and unapologetic honesty.
Perfect for humor lovers, playful troublemakers, and anyone who enjoys keeping life entertaining, this tee turns mischief into a laugh-out-loud statement. Because offending people is optional… but inevitable.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, friend hangouts, or showcasing your perfectly cheeky personality
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
