Hilarious, self-aware, and perfectly relatable. The “I Talk an Awful Lot of Smack for Someone Who Tips Over When Putting On Their Underwear” T-shirt is for anyone whose confidence is sky-high… even if their balance isn’t.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, clumsy queens, and bold personalities who can laugh at themselves, this tee turns everyday awkward moments into a laugh-out-loud statement. Because talking tough is easy—standing on one leg is not.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor strong
• Ideal for casual outings, lounging at home, or owning your wobble with pride
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |