Funny, bold, and unapologetically honest. The “I Want a Restraining Order on Everyone Who Doesn’t Wear Deodorant” T-shirt is for anyone with zero tolerance for bad smells and maximum sense of humor.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, hygiene enthusiasts, and anyone who isn’t afraid to call it like it is, this tee turns frustration into a laugh-out-loud statement. Because some offenses deserve boundaries… and maybe a court order.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, friend hangouts, or making your no-nonsense vibe crystal clear
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |