Bold, hilarious, and unapologetically chaotic. The “I’m Not Always a Train Wreck… Just Joking, Toot Toot Bitches” T-shirt is for anyone who fully embraces their messy, fabulous, and unpredictable self.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, wild spirits, and anyone who turns life’s chaos into comedy, this tee makes a statement louder than words.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for easy, casual wear
• High-quality, durable print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, friend hangouts, or making a legendary entrance
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
