Weird, awkward, and hilariously unhinged. The “Sorry I Licked You… You Didn’t Seem Like You Would Ever Stop Talking and I Panicked!” T‑shirt is for anyone whose social anxiety meets dark, offbeat humor.
Perfect for introverts, sarcasm lovers, and people who cope with nonstop chatter through jokes, this tee turns uncomfortable moments into a laugh-out-loud warning label.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed, unisex fit
• Bold, durable print that keeps the humor loud and clear
• Ideal for casual outings, social gatherings, or silently begging people to stop talking
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
