Once I Start Smiling in an Argument Go Ahead and Call the Police T-Shirt
Once I Start Smiling in an Argument Go Ahead and Call the Police T-Shirt
Bold, funny, and perfectly intimidating in the best way. The “Once I Start Smiling in an Argument… Go Ahead and Call the Police” T-shirt is for anyone who stays calm under pressure — and knows that a smile sometimes means the real debate is just getting started.
Perfect for humor lovers, quick-witted personalities, and anyone who enjoys a little playful sarcasm, this tee turns confidence and attitude into a laugh-out-loud statement. Because when the smile shows up during an argument… people should probably get nervous.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, hangouts with friends, or showing off your perfectly fearless sense of humor
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |