Funny, relatable, and perfectly honest. The “If I Was Skinny & Mentally Stable, I Would Be Unstoppable!” T‑shirt is for anyone who knows life would be easier… if only a few things weren’t standing in the way.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, self-aware humorists, and anyone who embraces reality with a wink, this tee turns everyday struggles into a laugh-out-loud statement. Because sometimes honesty is the best flex.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, lounging, or proudly owning your perfectly imperfect self
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
