Playful, feisty, and hilariously relatable. The “Don’t Mess With Cranky… Short Women Can’t Hop on You Like a Spider Monkey” T-shirt is for anyone who’s small in stature but big on attitude.
Perfect for bold personalities, humor lovers, and anyone who knows that height doesn’t limit sass or mischief, this tee turns everyday frustrations into a laugh-out-loud statement. Because being short just makes our energy more concentrated!
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, friend hangouts, or showing off tiny-but-mighty vibes
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
