Dark, clever, and unapologetically blunt. The “I Think I’m Emotionally Constipated, I Haven’t Given a Sh*t in Days” T-shirt is for anyone who’s officially out of feelings—and out of patience.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, masters of dry humor, and people who’ve reached peak unbothered status, this tee turns emotional burnout into a bold, laugh-out-loud statement. Because sometimes the healthiest boundary is simply not caring.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless everyday wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, workdays, or letting the world know your give-a-damn is on backorder
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
