Savage, witty, and hilariously self-aware. The “If You See Me Talking to Myself, Just Move Along. I’m Self-Employed. We’re Having a Staff Meeting” T‑shirt is for anyone who runs their own show—and isn’t afraid to laugh at their solo hustle.
Perfect for entrepreneurs, humor lovers, and anyone who thrives on independence (and a little chaos), this tee turns self-employment reality into a laugh-out-loud statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for home offices, casual outings, or proudly owning your one-person team energy
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
