Hilarious, bold, and unapologetically mischievous. The “My Goal in Life Is to Piss Off at Least One Person a Day… So Far I’m About Four Years Ahead of Schedule” T-shirt is for anyone who loves stirring the pot and embracing their sassy side. Because some people were born to break the mold — and annoy a few along the way.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, bold personalities, and anyone who thrives on a little chaos, this tee turns attitude into a laugh-out-loud, unforgettable statement.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with casual or streetwear outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark smiles and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who’s a professional at pushing buttons
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
