I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Please Be Patient, I Will Get to You Shortly T-Shirt
Black Heather / S
$29.97
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I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Please Be Patient, I Will Get to You Shortly T-Shirt
$29.97
Sarcastic, bold, and delightfully unapologetic. The “I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended — Please Be Patient, I Will Get to You Shortly” T-shirt is for anyone whose sense of humor comes with a warning label.
Perfect for sharp tongues, unapologetic personalities, and lovers of dry wit, this tee turns mischief into a statement you can wear with pride.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed, unisex fit
• Durable, high-quality print
• Ideal for casual wear, social gatherings, or gifting someone who enjoys stirring the pot
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |