Funny, relatable, and perfectly honest. The “I Wasn’t Listening, So I’m Going to Nod, Smile, and Hope for the Best” T‑shirt is for anyone who’s mastered the art of polite survival when conversations get too long—or too boring.
Perfect for humor lovers, introverts, and anyone who enjoys turning everyday social struggles into laughs, this tee makes attitude a laugh-out-loud statement. Because sometimes faking attention is a life skill.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, workdays, or showing off your perfectly unapologetic social strategy
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
