{"product_id":"nobody-told","title":"Nobody Told Me That When You Get a Husband, the Ears Are Sold Separately T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eSavage, playful, and hilariously relatable. The “Nobody Told Me That When You Get a Husband, the Ears Are Sold Separately” T-shirt is for anyone who’s mastered the art of repeating themselves—and laughing about it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for wives, humor lovers, and anyone who knows selective hearing is very real, this tee turns married life moments into a laugh-out-loud statement.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort\u003cbr\u003e• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear\u003cbr\u003e• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp\u003cbr\u003e• Ideal for casual outings, family gatherings, or letting everyone know you definitely said it already\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34–37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38–41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42–45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46–49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50–53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54–57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Goofy Wear","offers":[{"title":"Pink \/ S","offer_id":51951231992084,"sku":"6052325_4136","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ M","offer_id":51951232024852,"sku":"6052325_4137","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ L","offer_id":51951232057620,"sku":"6052325_4138","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ XL","offer_id":51951232090388,"sku":"6052325_4139","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":51951232123156,"sku":"6052325_4140","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":51951232155924,"sku":"6052325_5303","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":51951232188692,"sku":"6052325_5318","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":51951231271188,"sku":"6052325_8923","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":51951231303956,"sku":"6052325_8924","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":51951231336724,"sku":"6052325_8925","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":51951231369492,"sku":"6052325_8926","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":51951231402260,"sku":"6052325_8927","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":51951231435028,"sku":"6052325_8928","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":51951231467796,"sku":"6052325_8929","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":51951231500564,"sku":"6052325_12878","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Mauve \/ S","offer_id":51951231533332,"sku":"6052325_9395","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Mauve \/ M","offer_id":51951231566100,"sku":"6052325_9396","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Mauve \/ L","offer_id":51951231598868,"sku":"6052325_9397","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":51951231631636,"sku":"6052325_9398","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":51951231664404,"sku":"6052325_9399","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":51951231697172,"sku":"6052325_9400","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":51951231729940,"sku":"6052325_9401","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":51951231762708,"sku":"6052325_4081","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":51951231795476,"sku":"6052325_4082","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":51951231828244,"sku":"6052325_4083","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":51951231861012,"sku":"6052325_4084","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Gold \/ 2XL","offer_id":51951231893780,"sku":"6052325_4085","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Gold \/ 3XL","offer_id":51951231926548,"sku":"6052325_5299","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Gold \/ 4XL","offer_id":51951231959316,"sku":"6052325_5314","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/3778\/2036\/files\/Pink_6585c958-6004-4aea-b032-98e9c7ee03da.jpg?v=1770652231","url":"https:\/\/goofywear.com\/products\/nobody-told","provider":"Fibro and Chronic Pain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}