Relatable, witty, and perfectly nostalgic. The “I Wonder What the Part of My Brain That Used to Store People’s Phone Numbers Is Doing Now?” T-shirt is for anyone who remembers memorizing numbers… but can’t remember why they walked into the room.
Perfect for overthinkers, tech-era survivors, and lovers of clever humor, this tee turns modern-day memory struggles into a laugh-out-loud statement. Because smartphones got smarter—and somehow we didn’t.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for easy, everyday wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, coffee runs, or proudly blaming technology for everything
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
