Funny, bold, and perfectly sarcastic. The “Life Is Like a Toilet… There’s Always an Asshole Trying to Shit on Your Day” T‑shirt is for anyone who’s learned that life comes with challenges… and some extra nonsense along the way.
Perfect for humor lovers, sarcasm enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys turning everyday frustrations into laughs, this tee makes reality a laugh-out-loud statement. Because sometimes the best defense is a sense of humor.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, hangouts with friends, or showing off your perfectly honest outlook on life
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
