Bold, savage, and hilariously unapologetic. The “If I Wanted To Hear From An Asshole… I Would Have Farted!” T‑shirt is for anyone who speaks their mind and doesn’t sugarcoat reality.
Perfect for humor lovers, straight-shooters, and anyone who enjoys turning attitude into laughs, this tee makes sarcasm a laugh-out-loud statement. Because some opinions… just aren’t worth listening to.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, hangouts with friends, or showing off your perfectly savage side
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
