Funny, sarcastic, and perfectly relatable. The “I Woke Up Early This Morning… There Was No Worm” T‑shirt is for anyone who’s tired of the hype around mornings and knows that early wake-ups don’t always come with rewards.
Perfect for humor lovers, night owls, and anyone who enjoys turning everyday frustrations into laughs, this tee makes attitude a laugh-out-loud statement. Because some mornings just aren’t worth it.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, lazy mornings, or showing off your perfectly unapologetic take on early mornings
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |