I’ll Put You in the Trunk and Help People Look for You Don’t Test Me T-Shirt

Dark humor, over-the-top, and absolutely not to be taken lightly (or literally). The “I’ll Put You in the Trunk and Help People Look for You — Don’t Test Me!” T-shirt is for those who communicate exclusively through sarcasm, exaggerated threats, and unapologetic attitude.

Perfect for people with a sharp tongue, zero patience for nonsense, and a sense of humor that lives on the bold side, this tee is clearly a joke—but it sends the message loud and clear: boundaries exist, and so does your limit.

• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear
• Relaxed, unisex fit with major attitude
• High-quality print that keeps its edge
• A great gift for sarcasm lovers and warning-label personalities