Sassy, unpredictable, and gloriously dramatic. The “I May Not Put the Sparkle in Your Eyes… But I’ll Definitely Put the ‘What the Hell?’ Wrinkles in Your Forehead” T-shirt is for anyone who doesn’t aim to impress—they aim to confuse.
Perfect for bold personalities, chaos creators, and lovers of unexpected humor, this tee turns everyday interactions into a laugh-out-loud moment. Because if you’re going to leave an impression, make it unforgettable.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless everyday wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the attitude strong
• Ideal for casual outings, social gatherings, or proudly embracing your delightfully disruptive energy
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
