I Think I’m Emotionally Constipated, I Haven’t Given a Sh*t in Years T-Shirt
Black Heather / S
$29.97
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I Think I’m Emotionally Constipated, I Haven’t Given a Sh*t in Years T-Shirt
$29.97
Darkly funny, brutally honest, and instantly relatable. The “I Think I’m Emotionally Constipated, I Haven’t Given a Sh*t in Years” T-shirt is for anyone who’s run out of patience, cares, or energy—and isn’t afraid to admit it.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, burnout survivors, and anyone who thrives on dry humor, this tee turns emotional exhaustion into laugh-out-loud style.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual days, work-from-home vibes, or sending a bold “I don’t care” message without saying a word
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |