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I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Have Self Control T-Shirt

I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Have Self Control T-Shirt

$29.97 USD
$29.97 USD
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Dark humor, savage restraint, and painfully relatable. The “I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Have Self Control” T-shirt is for anyone whose patience deserves a medal—and maybe a round of applause.

Perfect for sarcasm lovers, overworked saints, and people who deal with nonsense daily but still choose peace (barely), this tee turns inner thoughts into bold, laugh-out-loud honesty.

• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear
• Relaxed, unisex fit with effortless style
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the edge sharp
• Ideal for casual days, kitchen humor, or reminding everyone just how controlled you really are

Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Chest (inches) 34–37 38–41 42–45 46–49 50–53 54–57
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