I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Have Self Control T-Shirt
Black Heather / S
$29.97
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I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Have Self Control T-Shirt
$29.97
Dark humor, savage restraint, and painfully relatable. The “I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Have Self Control” T-shirt is for anyone whose patience deserves a medal—and maybe a round of applause.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, overworked saints, and people who deal with nonsense daily but still choose peace (barely), this tee turns inner thoughts into bold, laugh-out-loud honesty.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear
• Relaxed, unisex fit with effortless style
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the edge sharp
• Ideal for casual days, kitchen humor, or reminding everyone just how controlled you really are
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |