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If I Wanted To Hear From An Asshole I Would Have Farted T-Shirt
$29.97
Bold, savage, and hilariously unapologetic. The “If I Wanted To Hear From An Asshole… I Would Have Farted!” T‑shirt is for anyone who speaks their mind and doesn’t sugarcoat reality.
Perfect for humor lovers, straight-shooters, and anyone who enjoys turning attitude into laughs, this tee makes sarcasm a laugh-out-loud statement. Because some opinions… just aren’t worth listening to.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, hangouts with friends, or showing off your perfectly savage side
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |