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Just Because I’m Awake Doesn’t Mean I’m Functioning at Full Capacity T-Shirt
$29.97
Funny, relatable, and painfully honest. The “Just Because I’m Awake Doesn’t Mean I’m Functioning at Full Capacity” T-shirt is for anyone who knows mornings, responsibilities, and social interaction sometimes require a little extra loading time.
Perfect for coffee lovers, night owls, and anyone surviving life one slow start at a time, this tee turns everyday exhaustion into a laugh-out-loud statement. Because being conscious and being productive are two very different things.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, lazy weekends, or showing off your perfectly low-battery mood
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |