Hilarious, self-aware, and perfectly relatable. The “I’m Not Clumsy… The Floor Just Hates Me, the Table and Chairs Are Bullies, and the Walls Get in My Way” T-shirt is for anyone whose accidents seem to have a mind of their own.
Perfect for humor lovers, awkward warriors, and anyone embracing their lovable chaos, this tee turns everyday mishaps into a laugh-out-loud statement. Because sometimes it’s not you—it’s literally everything else.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, home lounging, or owning your perfectly clumsy self with pride
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
