I Think I’m Emotionally Constipated, I Haven’t Given a Sh*t in Days T-Shirt
Gold / S
$29.97
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I Think I’m Emotionally Constipated, I Haven’t Given a Sh*t in Days T-Shirt
$29.97
Dark humor, brutally honest, and wildly relatable. The “I Think I’m Emotionally Constipated, I Haven’t Given a Sh*t in Days” T-shirt is for anyone running on sarcasm, burnout, and zero emotional bandwidth.
Perfect for dry-humor lovers, overworked souls, and people who’ve officially run out of cares to give, this tee turns emotional exhaustion into laugh-it-off style.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear
• Relaxed, unisex fit for peak IDGAF energy
• Bold, durable print that speaks the truth
• Ideal for casual days, mental health humor, and surviving life with sarcasm
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Chest (inches) | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |