Savage, hilarious, and unapologetically honest. The “Don’t Worry About Getting Older, You’re Still Gonna Do Dumb Stuff—Only Slower” T‑shirt is for anyone who loves poking fun at aging… and everyone’s questionable life choices.
Perfect for humor lovers, sarcasm enthusiasts, and anyone who embraces life with a wink, this tee turns reality (and a little roasting) into a bold, laugh-out-loud statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, family gatherings, or reminding everyone that age doesn’t fix dumb decisions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
