Funny, relatable, and perfectly sarcastic. The “Damn It, I Really Had My Heart Set On Waking Up Rich & Energetic Today” T‑shirt is for anyone who’s ever started the day with big dreams… and zero motivation.
Perfect for humor lovers, sarcasm enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys turning everyday disappointments into laughs, this tee makes morning struggles a laugh-out-loud statement. Because sometimes ambition meets reality… and reality wins.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, lounging at home, or showing off your perfectly honest morning mood
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
