Savage, clever, and unapologetically strategic. The “I Don’t Burn Bridges — I Just Loosen the Bolts a Little Bit Each Day” T-shirt is for anyone who knows how to handle grudges with patience—and a touch of dark humor.
Perfect for witty rebels, boundary-setters, and anyone who prefers slow, subtle payback over dramatic exits, this tee turns calculated sass into a laugh-out-loud statement. Because sometimes, finesse speaks louder than fire.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the edge sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, friend hangouts, or silently asserting your power
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
