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I Was Taught to Think Before I Act So If I Smack the Sh*t Out of You, T-Shirt

I Want My Daughter to Be Kind But I Also Want Her to Know She Can Throat Punch Someone If She Needs To T-Shirt

I May Not Be Wonder Woman But I Can Do Things That Make You Wonder T-Shirt

I Hate It When Coworkers Act Like Supervisors Please, Act Your Wage T-Shirt

I Don’t Understand Your Specific Kind of Crazy But I Do Admire Your Total Commitment to It T-Shirt

I Don’t Feel Like I’m Getting Older It’s More Like My Warranty Has Expired and My Parts Are Wearing Out T-Shirt

I Don’t Care How Much You Don’t Like Me Last Time I Checked, the Road to Heaven Wasn’t Through Your Yard T-Shirt

Behind Every Crazy Wife Is a Husband Who Made Her That Way T-Shirt

Back Off I’ve Got Enough to Deal With Today Without Having to Make Your Death Look Like an Accident T-Shirt

You Think I’m Sassy? You Should Meet the Girl I Gave Birth To T-Shirt

What Doesn’t Kill Us Makes Us Coffee Addicts Who Cuss a Lot T-Shirt

We’ve Been Friends So Long, I’ve Forgotten Which One of Us Is the Bad Influence T-Shirt

Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy And Other Times I Let Him Sleep In T-Shirt

People Who Tolerate Me on a Daily Basis They’re the Real Heroes T-Shirt

Maybe I Ain’t Meant for Nobody, My Soulmate Probably a Piece of Chicken T-Shirt

Don’t Judge Me Because I’m Quiet. No One Plans a Murder Out Loud T-Shirt

Breaking News Common Sense Is Now an Endangered Species. Stupidity Has Taken Over the World & There’s No Known Cure T-Shirt

Your Secrets Are Safe With Me Because There’s a Good Chance I Wasn’t Listening T-Shirt

Whenever I’m Feeling Fat, I Try Not to Stress About It and Just Keep My Chins Up T-Shirt

When You Were Busy Judging Others, You Left Your Closet Door Open and a Lot of Skeletons Fell Out T-Shirt

We Live in a Time Where Intelligent People Are Being Silenced So That Stupid People Won’t Be Offended T-Shirt

Life Is Too Short to Be Serious All the Time. So If You Can’t Laugh at Yourself, Call Me I’ll Laugh at You T-Shirt

It’s Not That I Have More Patience the Older I Get I Just Don’t Give a Fuck Anymore T-Shirt